The Candace Cameron Titty Grab Scandal!

Candace Cameron Bure, famous for her role as D.J. Tanner in Full House (wholesome sitcom with a 1-star review at Mr. Skin) is a self described “sister in Christ”. She even goes as far as crediting her faith as the binding force in her marriage. That might be true, but from her husband’s point of view an even stronger force is his love of titties (something Jesus blessed Cameron with aplenty) and he displayed that affection in a recent Instagram post:

Candace Cameron Tit Grab

When you’re a conservative christian, this is NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR! Candace has received a ton of backlash and criticism over the photo which she defended by saying:

“For all of you Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob — my husband of 24 years — thinking it was inappropriate, it makes me laugh because it’s my husband, we have so much fun together. He can touch me anytime he wants, and I hope he does,” she explained. “This is what a healthy, good marriage and relationship is all about.”

WOW, what a whore.

Even Bob Saget weighed in:

“Love you guys and congrats on second base!!!”

And that wraps up the dumbest scandal of 2020 so far.


5 comments on “The Candace Cameron Titty Grab Scandal!”

  1. bob says:

    People are morons.
    Munching her pussy in public, ok. Maybe a bit too far. But they’ve been married for almost a 1/4 of a fucking century. His hand on her boob is probably THE most innocent thing he’s ever done to her.

    1. Reggie says:

      Bob, I agree wholeheartedly!

  2. Dick says:

    Only in America… 🙂

  3. bubbajoe says:

    Social media makes 99% of the population blathering idiots. I do this ALL the time. It’s just the right spot for my hand to end up. I don’t even realize it at times. My baby loves it tho. I have no complaints. Those whining obviously are maybe a bit jealous? Grow up peeps. It’s just a freaking COVERED boob for goodness sakes.

  4. KingKokos says:

    And this is the stupidity that comes with religion!
    Can we please get a Corona virus with a 100% mortality rate that only infects religitards. What a great fucking planet it would be with about 80% of the population gone and all of them morons!

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