If you woke up in the middle of the night by hearing strange noises from your living room and you went down to check, bat in hand, and found Shay LaRen stealing your crap.. what would you do?
1. Tell her you wont call the cops if you can play with her boobs a little
2. Tell her she can keep all the stolen goods if she sleeps with you
3. Smack her upside the head and call the police
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Third thing, of course!
Damn Burglars!
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Tell her Im not calling the police if she fucks me is the real answer
number 1:)
I’d fuck the shit out of her then call the cops 😛
number 3. only Smack her upside the head with my swollen member.
Number 1, 2 and 3. In that very order 😉
4. Smack her upside the head, do stuff to her, take pictures, then call the police.
Particularly evil, but at the same time, no doubt the best course of action.
fuck her hard, until i satisfy my hunger. then call the police
4) Tell her she can only take a few things if she fucks you, then schedule her to come back every night for the same deal.
i would smack her upside the head, while she’s asleep i’d tie her up in a chair naked, that way if she refuses to fuck me she can’t leave,
Is that even legal?
i would fuck her hard in all positions titty fuck her then ill have anal sex and fuck her right in the ass then cum on her face after that ill get her to suck my dick alll over again till i cum
and ill keep doing it again and again and again take some ohotos and send them for you guys to publish in boobyblog
This girl is as close to perfection as you will get…
i very like you. iwant you are are my friend (call to shay laren)