Holly Madison has insured her fake boobs for $1 million! Makes sense considering it’s what makes her money but I don’t know if they are worth that much. This is what she had to say about it according to People.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” she said. “I thought I’d cover my assets.”

Madison appears topless during segments of the Vegas show, which, in her mind, made the insurance policy necessary.

“I think it’s kind of funny. I think they’re getting the credit they deserve,” she said. “They’re my primary money makers right now.“

She makes a million dollars every few months? Seriously, I need to get fake boobs, shack up with an old rich guy and show my tits in Vegas because that apparently pays a lot better than what I do now!

Adult dating with a sex gurantee: Ashley Madison