The best way to sell a movie? Cleavage!! When I first heard that they were making a new Pirates of the Caribbean movie my reaction was pretty much “meh!” but, I have to admit that after watching the trailer, reading about sexy mermaids and knowing that Penelope Cruz is in it my opinion has shifted to “I will probably go see it and regret wasting $12 afterward”.
For those of you still not interested here is Penelope Cruz doing her very bosomy best to convince you.
Celeb sex tapes: Vivid Celeb
London premiere:
At the 64th International Film Festival in Cannes.
Penelope Cruz or Salma Hayek? I’ll choose Salma Hayek cuz her fucking boobs turns me on!
Ugly face!!..