Slow news day today so here is the story of Mia Khalifa getting hit in the tit with a hockey puck during the Stanley Cup Playoffs earlier this year.

Mia attended the conference finals between the Washington Capitals and the Tampa Bay Lightning when a puck flew over the glass and hit her right in the tit.

“I was sitting behind the glass during a game, and it came shooting over the glass and it caught me so off guard and I had no idea it was coming. I grabbed my chest and I didn’t want to let go, because I felt like if I did let go blood was going to be everywhere. My left breast is slightly deflated now and I will be getting it fixed next year.

But the good news is, I got a game used puck from a Capitals Stanley cup playoff game. Worth it.”

Good thing she had those airbags for protection!