New Tomb Raider Movie is Really Faithful to the Source Material!
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March 16th, 2018
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Not funny, Nik.
Try again, ma nigga…
*snort*
thats fucking retarded. the source material is NOT the old Angelina incest Jolie version of tomb raider, its from the new games. stupid unoriginal joke.
Uhhh, isn’t the source material for the new video games … the OLD video game? You know, the one that was famous for giving the main character the biggest, pointiest boobs that could be rendered on a gaming console in the late 90’s? Pretty sure thats the original source of all things Tomb Raider.
so, by ‘uhhh’ logic: your grandmother is not your grandmother, your daughter is in fact your grandmother.
The “remake” of Tomb Raider was stupid in that regard, really. I mean, what did the newer games and what does this movie suggest, that the first thing Lara Croft did after becoming successful was getting a massive boob job? And that nonsense about objectification, don’t get me started. The average cup size of women in the Western world is D now; it’s Alicia Vikander who’s unusual (statistically speaking).
Of course you could say, well, what does it matter. Individually, it certainly is about as “important” as that fool Ivan taking a dump. In general it is important though, ’cause the PC people have been rewriting a lot of fiction for quite a few years now. And the heavy-handed way they’re doing produces bad art, bad entertainment. Just think of the SJW content in Dragon Age: Inquisition, for example.
jume4 the average Western woman has fake tits. East Asian women have large natural breasts.
At least she’s not a black transgender Islam flat earther. #bringbackherboobs
jume … wtf are you talking about?
I consider myself to be, on average, factually correct (ignore politics & focus on reality) … and if you’re not fighting for a just society, what ARE you fighting for?
Anyway, I haven’t heard anything at all remotely related to what the hell you’re talking about. I don’t live my life on the internet either … but still. I haven’t heard one human being tell me face to face anything close to what you’re complaining about. Most are simply surprised that there is a remake of a movie that came out less than 20 years ago then go on about even less important things.
@Al_Anon Why you think I was addressing you? What did I miss?