Slow news day today so here is the story of Mia Khalifa getting hit in the tit with a hockey puck during the Stanley Cup Playoffs earlier this year.
Mia attended the conference finals between the Washington Capitals and the Tampa Bay Lightning when a puck flew over the glass and hit her right in the tit.
“I was sitting behind the glass during a game, and it came shooting over the glass and it caught me so off guard and I had no idea it was coming. I grabbed my chest and I didn’t want to let go, because I felt like if I did let go blood was going to be everywhere. My left breast is slightly deflated now and I will be getting it fixed next year.
But the good news is, I got a game used puck from a Capitals Stanley cup playoff game. Worth it.”
Good thing she had those airbags for protection!
Shame was’t her face, might shut her up for a while
Doubt it.
I never saw the big deal with her and why everyone thought she was the best thing out here. She’s pretty basic to me.
Hmmm…… Something hard that didn’t wind up in her mouth.
What did the kidnapper think?
Because there’s no way a sane person would go watch boring hockey of their own free will.