I can’t believe that they actually had a red carpet premiere for Sharknado 2!? Wasn’t it just a TV movie? Who would go to this? Apparently Maitland Ward and her big boobs would, and that validates the entire premiere completely! If I was a shark I’d happily “confuse” her tits for a seal and go in for a gentle nibble.
A treasure map to boobs: FLING
Why can’t this chick do hardcore porn already?