Kim Kardashian’s Taped Boobs!

Kim Kardashian shared her secrets when it comes to perfect red carpet cleavage (its tape) on her app today, and I just had to share the post, because I often find my own writing shitty at best. But, after reading Kim’s ramble I feel a lot better about it.

“I definitely had to share my tape secret with you guys!! It’s my secret trick to have perfect cleavage in photos. You tape them up so they are super lifted. It takes a little work but trust me it’s all worth it LOL… I’ve used everything from duct tape to packing tape to masking tape and I think that the best I found is gaffer’s tape. It sticks the best! Make sure you don’t have any lotion or oils on when you’re lifting your boobs up with the tape. Just brace yourself for when it’s time to take it off LOL.”

Kim Kardashian Boob Tape


9 comments on “Kim Kardashian’s Taped Boobs!”

  1. IvanLeTerrible says:

    What a cheating bitch! Faking her way to look good on photos. Now add some photoshop and you have the total fakage, I mean package to decieve them pop culture consumers.

  2. William Still says:

    Don’t worry, Nik . . . You’re Marcel Proust compared to this cow.

  3. BeerMan says:

    I wish her & her douchebag husband would go away forever.

  4. Jom Bonner says:

    They call this a “whores secret” in the industry. Ask any hooker, or Kim, she will know the term.

  5. Iwudluvtoo says:

    And who cares about any of the KarTRASHian family again?

  6. Stevie says:

    Guys say what you want, but Kim would be a great lay.

  7. William Still says:

    I dunno, Stevie . . . If I remember what I saw of that sex tape, she looked a bit comatose to me.

    Like one of those “close your eyes and think of England girls”.

  8. Answerman says:

    ^lol

  9. ca uk says:

    There are some other sex tapes with some asian guy from way back where she fucks hard and the guy eats her ass out

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