Jordan Carver is Pregnant!

And her stomach is almost as big as her boobs. It almost looks like she’s a Total Recall three-boobed babe now!

A photo posted by Jordan Carver | (@jocalife) on

A photo posted by Jordan Carver | (@jocalife) on

A photo posted by Jordan Carver | (@jocalife) on


9 comments on “Jordan Carver is Pregnant!”

  1. Jaeff says:

    File that under who gives a shit.

  2. Csynn says:

    Despite rumours to the contrary, I am not the child’s biological father.

  3. euthanasie says:

    Thank you for reminding me to unfollow her on IG. She looks hideous.

  4. Nikram says:

    I hadn’t been paying attention, but congratulations to her! There is life outside of modeling, and wish her well both within and outside of that public persona…

  5. Adolf Bruh says:

    What’s the bets the dad’s an American? Seemed like that’s all she ever did modeling for, a way to get into America and stay. Silly, knocked up, inflated slag.

  6. IvanLeTerrible says:

    Pretty sure her pregnancy is part of a monney grabbing scheme on some rich millionaire sugar daddy. I fell sorry for the child.

  7. burpie says:

    One of the most unintresting and way overrated “models”…

  8. Lance Burton says:

    Not Prego…Just fat.

  9. DemBoobiesTho says:

    Hopefully she’ll breastfeed and then we will FINALLY get a look at her nipples.

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