Jordan Carver is Pregnant!
And her stomach is almost as big as her boobs. It almost looks like she’s a Total Recall three-boobed babe now!
September 19th, 2016
Posted in Internet Babes, Jordan Carver
File that under who gives a shit.
Despite rumours to the contrary, I am not the child’s biological father.
Thank you for reminding me to unfollow her on IG. She looks hideous.
I hadn’t been paying attention, but congratulations to her! There is life outside of modeling, and wish her well both within and outside of that public persona…
What’s the bets the dad’s an American? Seemed like that’s all she ever did modeling for, a way to get into America and stay. Silly, knocked up, inflated slag.
Pretty sure her pregnancy is part of a monney grabbing scheme on some rich millionaire sugar daddy. I fell sorry for the child.
One of the most unintresting and way overrated “models”…
Not Prego…Just fat.
Hopefully she’ll breastfeed and then we will FINALLY get a look at her nipples.