How to get More Attention than Miley Cyrus

Here’s a pic of Miley Cyrus celebrating New Year’s Eve. She’s not the star of the photo though..

Miley Cyrus

6 thoughts on “How to get More Attention than Miley Cyrus”

  1. miley cyrus is a travesty. no butt, no boobs. why does anybody think she’s attractive?!?!?!?!

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  2. @corpse paint

    Thank you! She only gets attention because she sluts it up. I recall wanking it to her when she was either 16 or 17 and shaking her bum and dancing around what was not supposed to be a stripper pole (yeah, right). At the time, I thought, “I hope she gets more risque when she gets older.” I now know what they mean when they say be careful what you wish for. I haven’t gotten any excitement in my genitalia department since from her since her gaudy makeover. The only thing worse than the fact that she’s always wearing those outfits that covers nothing below but her snatch (displaying her boney body) is her fucking horse face. There’s nothing attractive about this girl whatsoever. I’d normally hope for her decline into porn, but I’m not so sure I want even that.

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