Woah, Salma Hayek sure is treating us to delicious cleavage lately. Here she is, squeezed into a tight dress at the Acapulco International Film Festival and, her boobs look ready to burst free of their restraints! Something I would be happy to assist them with. Together we would flee to Panama and live out our days at the beach, sipping Mai Tais and fondling each other.

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Here’s Salma Hayek looking sexy and showing cleavage while accepting an award at the Bambi Awards gala in Düsseldorf, Germany! I want to bury my face in those boobies.

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Oliver Stone is totally checking out Salma Hayek’s boobs at this Savages photocall in London and who can blame him with a cleavage like that!

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Salma Hayek flashed cleavage in style at Gucci Award for Women in Cinema in Venice at the end of last month! It’s been a while since I’ve seen her in any movies.. I hope she isn’t putting her career on hold because those boobs are some of the best Hollywood has to offer!

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Woah, here’s Salma Hayek looking chesty on the set of Grown Ups 2! Those titties sure look very grown to me..

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Salma Hayek made sure her boobs were busting out of her dress to promote Madagascar 3 at the Cannes Film Festival! I like her marketing tactics. I still won’t see the movie but I will follow the campaign!

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Salma Hayek put her best cleavage forth for an appearance on David Letterman last night! If you ever wondered what her cleavage would look like in green then I can now confirm that it’s looking delicious!

Here are some pics of Salma arriving and appearing on the show.

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Here’s Salma Hayek and her pushed up cleavage at the 68th Venice International Film Festival. Not much to say about these pictures except that she looks good!

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Here is Salma Hayek and her lovely shelf at the Il Mondo Vi Appartiene exhibition in Venice and boy is her husband old. Then again, Salma is 44 herself and looks amazing but still.. she needs a younger man.. such as myself!

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Salma Hayek was at a Puss in Boots (should have been called Boots in Puss) photo call in Cannes and that gave us a nice oppertunity to peek down Salma’s cleavage. Sexy stuff as always!

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I didn’t know there was a female tuxedo jacket but Salma Hayek looked very nice in one at the Yves Saint Laurent fashion show in Paris last night. Love that cleavage and very jelous of that old guy..

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Here’s Salma Hayek leaving a restaurant in Hollywood last night and looking very boobtastic while doing so! Who knew leather jackets could be so good for cleavage?

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I have seen plenty of trailers for Grown Ups and it looks like it could be a fun movie but it also looks a little.. “broad” …for my taste. One thing the movie has going for it is the lovely and busty Salma Hayek! She just happens to be on a big boob promotional campaign for the movie, which is working because its got my hands reaching slowly into my pockets so I can grab $12 (and touch my penis) to buy a movie ticket.

Here she is at the premiere of Grown Ups in NYC.

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..and here she is looking spectacular on Jimmy Fallon.

and here is a video of Salma on David Letterman. You can check pics of Salma leaving the Ed Sullivan Theater at The Nip Slip.

Anyone still thinks all this Salma boobage is a coincidence?