Here’s Heidi Montag suffering a bit of a wardrobe malfunction in Costa Rica! You have to wonder if it wasn’t an intentional malfunction though because 1. It looks like she is pulling down her bikini top and 2. Not a single hint of nipple, if she had no idea her top would fall down there would be some visible nipple!

Those tits do look huge in a bikini and her ass ain’t bad..

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Here’s Heidi Montag and her big boobs enjoying some ice cream. It’s either my perverted mind or the way that she is eating it but all I can think about is her slobbering all over a cock (preferably mine). I want to go out and get some ice cream now though..

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Heidi Montag recently had her boobs enhanced but its not enough for her.. she wants to go even bigger and not even her sidekick can stop her!!

I try to stop her,” Spencer tells Life & Style. So what put her over the edge? Spencer tells Life & Style about an off-the-cuff remark from Ryan Seacrest during a visit to his LA radio station that shattered Heidi’s world. “When Heidi entered the studio, Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big to him,” Although Ryan’s comment was clearly meant to compliment Heidi and calm any preshow jitters she may have had before her early morning interview, his words took on a twisted meaning in her mind. “She was taken aback,” Spencer says. “She came home in shock.”

So.. I guess we should thank Ryan Seacrest?

When Hollywood goes hardcore: Mr. Skin

Here’s Heidi Montag showing off her new silicon boobs at a pool party in Las Vegas. I’ve got to say that previously I thought her new boobs were pretty hot but that’s because I only saw them in tight tops, now that i got a better view I’m less impressed but they sure are big.

I guess we will see for sure when she finally do her topless spread in Playboy.

Celeb sex tapes: Vivid Celeb

Reality star Heidi Montag apparently got herself a boob job and if you thought she looked like a porn star before then wait until you see these pics. I saw somewhere that she is going to pose in Playboy again and actually show some skin this time so if you’re a fan you have that to look forward to… personally, I think she looks like a porn star and I’d probably rub one out to her eventual sex tape.

A treasure map to pussy: FLING