Well, it was a nice try but, Andressa Urach’s body paint attempt at getting Portuguese star Ronaldo’s attention didn’t seem to work. It definitely didn’t help Portugal in their opening match. Ouch! Feel bad for you guys. So, she has moved on to hanging out at the beach topless instead. I’m cool with that.

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Curvy Brazilian model Andressa Urach welcomed her favourite player; Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo, to her country by wearing a Portuguese body paint top outside the stadium where the squad were set to practice. No word if Ronaldo spotted her but, I’m sure she kept everyone else entertained with those big titties!