Brett Rossi Retires from Porn!

Porn star Brett Rossi has announced that she is retiring from porn. She will still do a strip tour until October, so if you’re a big Rossi fan, you should check if she comes to your city because this is your final chance. After this she will be getting an education, a family and 401k.

Thank you for all your hard work Brett, and I hope family life is as fun for you as watching this video of you sucking off your husband is fun for me:

2 thoughts on “Brett Rossi Retires from Porn!”

  1. Who?
    I seem to have vaguely heard of her, but mainly because she was with Charlie Sheen (so probably worth staying away from her then) but she’s got nice tits.

    I won’t be missing her, that’s for sure.

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  2. Best of luck, if you read this, know the nerds commenting on your life will most likely die without anyone by their side, and they never made $3500 per scene. Rofl fucking loser nerds.

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