A Review of Boobie Blog!
This is a review of Boobie Blog written by Mr Porn Geek and I think I hate my own site now.
What is Boobie Blog?
When I saw the name of this site, I was excited. As a red-blooded ball sack of a man, I love boobs, and so I thought I may be walking into boob heaven. Now, I didn’t exactly get boob hell, but I also didn’t get the boobs I was seeking either. There are a lot of sites like this, the clickbait sites, I call them. The ones that promise us all the boobs in the land and then bore us with their content. While it isn’t difficult to make a regular website boring as fuck, it is a challenge to make a site feel boring, so how do Boobie Blog and sites like it manage this?Well, hopefully, I can answer that shit in this site review, but I have been bored throughout my time on Boobie Blog, and that surprised me because I love boobs. However, the way the boobs are gifted to us on this site just isn’t right. Let me try and explain this shit as delve deeper into this porn blog review.
The blog design of Boobie Blog
I am not a fan of blog designs on porn site, they don’t work. If your blog layout has an image and a title and a way of clicking onto a separate page to learn more about the sexy lady and why the title is “she killed them all with her massive tits”, that’s fine. There is no article on Boobie Blog titled that, by the way, that was just an example from my head. However, sites like Boobie Blog don’t have a clean blog layout like that. Instead, they just have the blog articles flowing down the page like an endless, boring river of crap that no one cares about. Why would I care about your reviews of a sexy lady getting fucked, when you are showing me a video or an image of said lady getting fucked hard?This blog design just doesn’t work. I see this shit on gay porn sites all the damn time, and this layout doesn’t work. Why do we need to travel through your opinions to look at porn? Why can’t we just look at porn and you be happy with our views?
The porn on Boobie Blog
Another thing I don’t like about Boobie Blog is that it is hard to tell where the porn ends and the ads start. The first time I clicked on a porn ad on this site, the layout of the porn suddenly became clear. These cunts have laid out their site to perfectly disguise what is and what ain’t an ad. Again, I hate this shit, I don’t mind a ad before a porn video, but this shit is ridiculous. Combine the hidden ads with the blatant ads on this site and there ain’t much actual content on here at all.Sure, there is porn on Boobie Blog, and the ladies (which I’ll discuss below) are sexy, but they are flanked on all side by ads for porn games, ads for dick pills, ads for other sites like BoobieBlog! I don’t get why Boobie Blog thinks it can do this. You are offering us more ads than you are porn. If you want fuckers to click on your ads than you need to stop throwing fucking ads at people. If a cunt comes on your site to have a wank and sees it is full of ads, they will leave, it is simple!
The women on Boobie Blog
Right, so the women on Boobie Blog are the one thing that this site has done right. This site has some excellent women on it. You can find big boobed women on here of all shapes and sizes. You can find pros and amateurs and stunningly sexy, curvy models and shit loads more. The calibre of women on BoobieBlog is truly remarkable. You can watch videos that have been stolen from other sites, look at image galleries stolen from other sites and then look at the cleverly hidden ads with the same women in them that link to another site.That is the biggest issue with BoobieBlog. They are either linking to another site showing you a video that is directly stolen from PornHub or another huge porn company or just showing you ads for other sites. There is no reason to stay on Boobie Blog at all because all of their content in just stolen from the big boob section of other sites, and if it ain’t, it is an ad! So, if you like ads, then stay the fuck on Boobie Blog, if you don’t, perhaps an alternative site would suit you better.
The Geek’s final thoughts on Boobie Blog
I think the last sentence I wrote about BoobieBlog sums up what I think about this site. They are either directly linking to other sites, showing videos directly stolen from other sites or just showing you ads. Why on earth would anyone stay on Boobie Blog? We know that PornHub has a big boobed category because we have been on it every day of our adult lives. If you are trying to drag us away from that shit, then you have to offer us more than this pile of fucking wank!Boobie Blog is an unenjoyable site, which I am really surprised at. I love big boobs, and I love sexy women, so the women on this site get full marks. But the layout, the constant ads and the blatant stealing can go and suck a massive cock! Boobie Blog is so far away from what I want in a porn site that I would rather not watch porn than watch it on here!
Fuck! Now I know how Ben Affleck felt after Gigli!
November 4th, 2021
Posted in Boobie Blog
I’ve been frequenting this site since 2009 and that was overly harsh and unfair. The reason I keep coming back is simple. Having one place to enjoy different kinds of content of beautiful women with big boobs. I rarely rank off to the content on this site but it reminds me of models, introduces me to new beauties, and keeps stuff fresh.
We all know you can go ads or a pay wall. I would probably pay $5/mo for no ads but I don’t know if that math works for you.
You can tell this guy from “Porn Geek” is full of crap when he kept repeating “this blog layout doesn’t work” but never, ever even hinting as to WHY it doesn’t work or offering alternatives.
Also: “can’t distinguish ads from porn” really fucks up whatever credibility this guy might have had. Is this the first time he’s browsing a porn website?
I did wonder about this. Which ads are sneaky? Thats the only thing bothering me about this review because I went out of my way to make ads NOT sneaky.. lol
Judging by the contents of this post, this guy must see boobs and NOTHING ELSE, meaning he’s not seeing the “BIG TITS SALE DISCOUNTS” or “JUST $149,99” taglines.
Like, the guy is either super-obsessed with boobs to the detriment of everything else, or he has very selective blindness.
Or… he’s just complaining for complaining’s sake and for clicks.
I am with Bossman, been here for years and will keep making it stop #1 before CNN. Change what you want, keep what you want, I am here for your design because it is simple. Unless you’re a web designer, there’s not really much of a site review there to get any hackles up about, seems more of a critique by someone who looks at websites for a living. Basically the same difference between reviewers and audience on Rotten Tomatoes.
this whole review sums up to “I cant read very well, so I hate reading blogs”.
he should have known what to expect from the name.
he made a few good points, but overall the first couple paragraphs characterized the entire review as “i dont like to read, so nothing is going to make me like this”
No mention of royne’s constant blathering? This guy don’t know shit.
lol
The whole thing is I get you gotta get paid. We all want to. All porn sites have click on pass through pop ups. It is what it is. Less is always better. And at least no “porn storms” and complete FUBAR.
And since when is scrolling down bad layout? Having built a site or two back in the day (not porn) easy navigation is the key. Put up few distractions which are obvious unless you’re geek guy and let the cards fall where they may. As long as you don’t push us into VIRUS central. I’m good with it.
cheers and keep up the GREAT work.
So he hates everything about the site but gives it excellent marks for the actual chicks we see on it. The chicks are the only reason we are here, idiot. Its like he thinks being a drudge report for big natural tits is a bad thing. For fucks sake, thats the exact reason I keep coming back.
This guy’s full of crap, this has always been one of my fav blog’s, keep up the good work Nik!!
Maybe he thinks the morning/today in boobs are ads? But at least Nik actually sends you to a site where you can find more of said pics. Other places just have click-bait to get you to someone elses homepage.
I’m here since 2005
very old for a website
at this time there was no socials networks,blogs and RSS only
kepp going Nik, you”re doing a good job !
(exept the GIF Ican’t see anymore, do not work, neither on mac, pc, android, with Chrome)
Boobie BLOG. It’s in the name.
The worst thing about the site is loser retard troll mikey bitching everywhere.