What you should know before buying male sex toys

How to get the most out of sex toys

• Be aroused by your toy. Okay, if you’re new to sex toys for men then this may sound strange. But it’s true. Choose a toy that gets you excited. For some men, that’s the realistic-looking vaginas. For others, that’s the more sleek and modern looking strokers from brands such as Kiiroo. This toy is for YOU – so make sure it’s something that you feel excited to use. (Pun absolutely intended!)
• Be aroused by some porn too! If you really want to make sure your orgasm is out of this world, watch something that’s going to get you super excited. If you’re not willing to pay for the Virtual Reality porn that I mentioned above (although give it a try before you toss it out completely!) There is PLENTY of free porn all over the internet. Turn it on, get yourself comfortable and have at it.
• Do NOT forget the lube. If you’re having sex with a woman, you want her to be wet right? Well the same goes for your sex toys. Make sure you lube up, or it’s not going to be a very comfortable and pleasurable experience. Just make sure you know what type of lube to use based on the type of material the toy is made of. To be on the safe side, always use water-based lubricant. This is fine to use on all toys, no matter the material.
• Get creative with your positions and locations. When you fantasize about having sex with someone, are you always doing it missionary style on the bed? Of course not! So don’t get stuck in some lame routine with your toys either. These blowjob machines are for YOUR pleasure – so do whatever you want, wherever you want! (I mean, within reason… don’t get arrested, okay?) But seriously. Use your imagination. Try it in the shower, on the couch, or hell – get yourself off while you’re sitting at your own dinner table eating, or while you’re playing video games even.
• Include your balls. And your anus. I wish I didn’t even have to remind you of this, but so many guys out there completely forget about these areas that have SO much potential for serious pleasure. Nobody will judge you I promise. In the privacy of your own home, what better time is there to try new and exciting things to see just how much sexual pleasure you can get?? Just do it. You can thank me later.
• Always clean up after use. While it may seem like a good idea when you’ve just blown your huge load everywhere to just ‘clean it up later’, I’m going to advise against that. These toys give you so much pleasure – you should treat them with a little respect. Clean them out soon after you finish. This makes it way easier to clean AND it makes your toys last longer.
• HAVE FUN!!! I can’t stress this enough. We finally have such a wide variety of sex toys for men available on the market – it would be a shame to only try a couple of types! Explore. I dare you.

What you should avoid when buying masturbation toys

• Shady materials. – As I mentioned above, there are a lot of companies out there making toys out of materials that aren’t really good for us. Make sure you check the label carefully so you know what you’re buying. We are putting these toys in very sensitive areas of our body, and we don’t want to absorb any toxic chemicals from cheap plastic toys. This is especially true for any toys being inserted – whether in the anus or the vagina. Silicone toys are great, as are the realistic skins made by the large, reputable companies I’ve mentioned above.
• Shady websites. – If you’re a regular shopper on the internet, you’ve probably already got this step figured out. If you’re new to online shopping though, make sure you really pay attention to the website, and whether it seems legitimate or not. A website that looks as though it has been thrown together and doesn’t offer the regular verified payment systems… beware. Buy from reputable websites only.
• Non-discreet packaging. – Make sure that the place you’re buying from offers discreet packaging. That is, of course, if you don’t want your mailman handing you a box that says “DICK STROKING TOY” on it in big letters. *embarrassing* right? So be sure that the website that you’re purchasing from offers discreet shipping. And also be sure to pay attention to this at the checkout. In some cases you’ll have to tick a box during the payment process to request discreet packaging. You won’t want to miss this.
• Non-existent refund/return policy. – Any reputable company will have some sort of return/refund/exchange policy in place. This signifies that the company believes in their products – but it also signifies that they are selling you the REAL product. They want you to receive exactly what you’ve asked for, and if that’s not the case good companies and websites will have specific details readily available on how they deal with these situations. Make sure you find this where you’re purchasing from.
• ‘Too good to be true’ offers. – If you find Lana Japanese Doll for example, on a site saying she’s ‘Just $500!’ be smart. Her regular price is over $1500. Just like anything else in life – if this seems too good to be true, then it probably is. There are some companies that make replicas of toys in poor quality materials, or will simply show you a picture of the real doll and then send you something completely different. So you know… just be smart.

January 21st, 2021
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