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New Tomb Raider Movie is Really Faithful to the Source Material!

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March 16th, 2018
Posted in Boob Fun

Tags: Cosplay, Fake Boobs, Lara Croft, Tomb Raider

10 comments on “New Tomb Raider Movie is Really Faithful to the Source Material!”

IvanLeTerrible says:

3/16/2018 at 2:14 pm

Not funny, Nik.
Try again, ma nigga…

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Da Fuq says:

3/16/2018 at 4:33 pm

*snort*

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uhhh says:

3/16/2018 at 6:09 pm

thats fucking retarded. the source material is NOT the old Angelina incest Jolie version of tomb raider, its from the new games. stupid unoriginal joke.

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Al_Anon says:

3/16/2018 at 8:20 pm

Uhhh, isn’t the source material for the new video games … the OLD video game? You know, the one that was famous for giving the main character the biggest, pointiest boobs that could be rendered on a gaming console in the late 90’s? Pretty sure thats the original source of all things Tomb Raider.

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theoriginalbob says:

3/16/2018 at 9:10 pm

so, by ‘uhhh’ logic: your grandmother is not your grandmother, your daughter is in fact your grandmother.

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jume4 says:

3/18/2018 at 12:04 am

The “remake” of Tomb Raider was stupid in that regard, really. I mean, what did the newer games and what does this movie suggest, that the first thing Lara Croft did after becoming successful was getting a massive boob job? And that nonsense about objectification, don’t get me started. The average cup size of women in the Western world is D now; it’s Alicia Vikander who’s unusual (statistically speaking).
Of course you could say, well, what does it matter. Individually, it certainly is about as “important” as that fool Ivan taking a dump. In general it is important though, ’cause the PC people have been rewriting a lot of fiction for quite a few years now. And the heavy-handed way they’re doing produces bad art, bad entertainment. Just think of the SJW content in Dragon Age: Inquisition, for example.

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1. grendale34 says:
  
  9/4/2021 at 4:15 pm
  
  jume4 the average Western woman has fake tits. East Asian women have large natural breasts.
  
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BJ Ferguson says:

3/18/2018 at 12:29 am

At least she’s not a black transgender Islam flat earther. #bringbackherboobs

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Al_Anon says:

3/18/2018 at 2:55 am

jume … wtf are you talking about?

I consider myself to be, on average, factually correct (ignore politics & focus on reality) … and if you’re not fighting for a just society, what ARE you fighting for?

Anyway, I haven’t heard anything at all remotely related to what the hell you’re talking about. I don’t live my life on the internet either … but still. I haven’t heard one human being tell me face to face anything close to what you’re complaining about. Most are simply surprised that there is a remake of a movie that came out less than 20 years ago then go on about even less important things.

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jume4 says:

3/18/2018 at 7:25 am

@Al_Anon Why you think I was addressing you? What did I miss?

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