Jessica Simpson is Still Busty (In Case You Forgot)

There is drool on my monitor. I must have blacked out for a moment because I dont know why. Behind the drool is a blonde with a large pair of breasts in a tight black top, probably the reason for my blackout. I grab a pack of cigarettes, my lighter which is shaped like a voluptous woman wearing the American flag as a bikini, and my leather jacket and hit the streets. Im on a mission. The sounds and the smell of Toronto hit my nostrils as I get in a cab. “Pearson International and step on it!” I tell the driver before blackening out once again.

Niklas, the pulp writer? I dont think so… I do think Jessica Simpson’s cleavage is awesome in these candid shots from NYC!

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June 10th, 2009
Posted in Celebrities, Jessica Simpson