Yesterday I told you about the trailer for Hustler’s This Ain’t Avatar XXX and what better way to enjoy that movie than with the brand new Alien Fleshlight?
The new, blue-colored Fleshlight Alien “is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way,†according to the company. The male masturbator features the new Alien Texture, which combines the feel of three of the company’s most popular textures.
Would you buy this? It’ll be the closest thing to getting blown by a Na’vi woman! Click here for more details about the Alien Fleshlight.
Pass
Stupid idea.
What next? The Fleshlight Bovine? It’ll be the closest thing to getting blown by a fat cow.
Come on Berty, no one wants to know what your wife’s blowjobs feel like. Seriously though, this is just a horrible idea.
A horrible idea to us normal people, but a great idea to people like this guy:
http://tinyurl.com/33t6flk
I don’t know. The Flesh Light doesn’t really appeal to me.
I thought Tenga Egg looked like it would feel way better anyway.
As if the Avatar porno wasn’t horrifying enough…