Review of Van Wilder - Freshman Year
From the point of view of a boob lover
By Niklas

Starring: Kristin Cavallari, Irene Keng, Meredith Giangrande, tons of hot girls and Jonathan Bennett as Van Wilder

I have not seen the previous Van Wilder movies but I don't think that will deter me from being able to review this movie in a fair way. The story is about as complicated as it is important; Van Wilder has graduated high school and starts his freshman year at Coolidge University, a university which is steeped in Wilder party tradition but oh no.. the dean has transformed the school into a wholesome military type of place where drinking, partying and even kissing is strictly forbidden. Its up to Van to change all of that!

What about the girls?
I don't know what the odds are, but every single girl that goes to Coolidge looks like they could cause sticky pages in Playboy instead of wasting time with school. Kristin Cavallari plays Van Wilder's love interest and she alone makes this movie worth watching! She is stunning in every scene and especially as a drill sergeant, wearing a tight top and sun glasses. I don't think its an accident that her boobs jiggle constantly throughout the movie. The other two main girls; Irene Keng and Meredith Giangrande don't disappoint either. Especially Irene Keng who is drop-dead gorgeous and has a terrific body which I wish we would see more of! Meredith Giangrande is perfect as a sex starved nympho and I love the scene where she gets topless and is banged doggy style!

What about the nudity?
I saw the unrated version and don't know how different it is from the regular version but I was a little disappointed in the amount of nudity. There are a bunch of girls who gets topless but only one of the main characters and I think that for these type of movies we should get full frontal vagina exposure as well!

What about the comedy?
Most of the comedy consists of sex jokes and people doing gross things which isn't exactly high brow but I did laugh out loud a couple of times, and was amused enough to keep my interest between hot babe scenes. I have to say that Van Wilder's uptight arch enemy and his gay partner provides the funniest moments in the movie!

Sooo... whats the verdict?
Loads of hot babes and sex jokes, what more would you want from a movie like this? I would definitely recommend you see it if for three reasons: Kristin Cavallari, Irene Keng and a whole row of women getting pleasured by dildos in church!

 

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