|
How to Lick It
Do You Know What’s Up When You Go Down?
By:
Girlfriend #17
#1:
Know your way around
Google ‘female sex
organs”. The clitoris is her sweet spot and stimulating
it is how most women achieve orgasm. Now that you have a
rough idea where her clit is, feel for the “little man
in the canoe”.
|
Research |
#2:
Get her going
Women need warming up.
Male testosterone gets you from 0 to 60 in no time. We
can get there too, it just takes us longer. Call her up
at lunchtime and tell her that you can’t wait to taste
her. Give her a sexy pair of panties and tell her that
you’re going to pull them off with your teeth. That you
want to lick her clit through the wet silk.
|
Panties are fun |
|
#3:
Get
comfortable
Last season on Curb
Your Enthusiasm, Larry David said that there’s only two
ways that a man can injure his neck, a car accident or
oral sex. This could take a while so find a comfortable
position. It might help to lift her hips up on a pillow
or kneel on the floor while she’s sitting.
|
Car accident
waiting to happen |
|
#4:
Compliment her
Most women are unsure
about their vaginas. She’s probably heard a million
compliments about her hair, tits, ass etc. but nothing
about her pussy. Tell her its beautiful, that you love
the way it smells, tastes, feels. Say it every time.
|
You have a
pretty O-face |
|
#5:
Go slow
Start slowly and
gently. Don’t go near her clit until she’s practically
begging for it. Lick the lips, gently bite her inner
thighs, your hair, the stubble on your chin (gently
unless she’s screaming ,”Harder”). Use your fingers.
Personally, I love a finger sliding into my ass when I’m
about to cum. When you do finally start on her clit,
remember that it has as many nerve endings as the head
of your penis concentrated in a smaller area. Its super
sensitive so many women don’t like it to be touched
directly.
|
Finger Technique |
|
#6:
Pay Attention
Listen for a moan, a
sigh, a catch in her breath. Look at her face. Ask her
if it feels good, what she wants. If her thighs are
clamped around your head, you’re doing it right. |
Feeling good |
Back to Boobie Blog
|
