Katy Perry is the World’s Most Beautiful Woman

The last time I read a Maxim magazine was a few years ago when I had to stay a couple of nights in the hospital. A lady friend whom I like to stick my penis in occasionally made the bad call of bringing it to me for my entertainment.. man, that magazine really sucked. Tame pictures of D-list celebs, awful articles and non-funny humor.. either I got older or the magazine got suckier.

With their recent release of their Hot 100 List I will have to go with suckier because this is a pretty bad list. You can go ahead and view the list by clicking here (make sure sound is off) and then read my list of complaints here:

  • Katy Perry as #1? Really? I’m a big supporter of Katy Perry’s boobs but thats it.. if she didn’t have those tits she wouldn’t even make top 100 on my list.
  • No Christina Hendricks!? AT ALL!? Big boobs aside, the woman is gorgeous and she is very sexy on Mad Men without really showing much.
  • Sofia Vergara as #47? Have they even seen Modern Family? She needs to be in the top 20. Her accent can be annoying but she is the ultimate MILF!
  • They put Keeley Hazell on the list when 1. She’s not as sexy as she used to be and 2. She’s been pretty much absent during the past year and 3. If you are going to put glamor models on the list then where is Peta Todd, Lucy Pinder, Alice Goodwin, Sammy Braddy or Lindsey Strutt?
  • Eva Amurri needs to be on here for her strip scene in Californication alone!
  • Audrina Patridge as #12? Come on! She looks like a slightly better Tara Reid.. I guess by being in your magazine a lot you buy yourself a high spot.
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  • 15 comments on “Katy Perry is the World’s Most Beautiful Woman”

    1. Jeff says:

      I think katy perry is pretty fucking hot with some really sweet tits but im not sure if she belongs at #1 either, i think the distinction still belongs to Megan Fox for another year and please leave Ms. Hazell alone , shes still my personel favorite glamor girl

    2. soul says:

      It is mostly her tits, but she does have this odd kind of a look though. Kind of like what a hot retarded person would look like. This is the first picture of her I’ve ever seen where it doesn’t look like she’s trying to hypnotize the cameraman with gigantic bug-eyes.

    3. Mike says:

      good point soul i thought i was the only one that noticed the freaky eyes and it looks like she is wearing a wig too. people always confuse popular with hot these days. i mean unless its somebody completely new on the scene how can a chick look that much different than the previous year. to wear she would jump from nowhere to number one

    4. Xan says:

      you didn’t read the full reason why shes #1, not just cause shes hottt with great tits, but they pegged her for her personality as well, something most women lack nowadays. and as for your first point, that goes for all women, so that doesn’t count. for your second point…i don’t think they considered her – either because she came after the qualifying entry date, or because shes a ginger. as for the rest, they’re all kind of the same. Maxim’s opinions. of course everyone isn’t gonna agree with there list. Peta Todd, Lucy Pinder, Alice Goodwin, Sammy Braddy and Lindsey Strutt aren’t on the list probably for the same reason Eva Amurri isn’t, timing. there’s no telling what their rulings were for list making. as for Audrina Patridge, she is hot, in a retarded sort of way, id have to think about it, but she probably wouldn’t make my top 20, but what are you gonna do? start a blog and make a list of your own?

    5. Niklas says:

      I actually read the explanation about her personality and that she is good at skateboarding or something. I don’t know Katy Perry and I don’t know any of the other women on the list so trying to compare their personalities seems pointless.

      I can’t remember a single thing Katy has said or done that made me think she is interesting, intelligent or funny though.

    6. John says:

      Kate Beckinsale.

    7. Mikey Sky says:

      I think we can all safely say that we could think of another 10 women who would be on that list before Katy P.

      Maxim magazine is famous for crap so take it with a pinch of salt.

    8. alejandro burrito says:

      Eva Wyrwal for the win

    9. Chris says:

      Methinks Maxim should hire Niklas to make the true Hot 100 list.

    10. Davo says:

      I object to her less than I have past winners of these lists. At least she has big tits and a pretty face.

    11. Edward says:

      It was a tossup between her and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

    12. kip says:

      Any list like this without Scarlett Johansson at the top is wrong.

    13. joe says:

      I’m confident that the company that owns Katy Perry also owns Maxim.

    14. Matt says:

      who??thought it was the younger Simpson chick with a boob job.

    15. didikatitit says:

      diora baird #1

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