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..and the Verdict on Jordan CarverÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Real VS Fake Boobs is..

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October 14th, 2010
Posted in Jordan Carver

42 comments on “..and the Verdict on Jordan CarverÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Real VS Fake Boobs is..”

BrookeLawsonFan says:

10/14/2010 at 11:36 am

Sorry, but i see no sign of fakeness!

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Marcus says:

10/14/2010 at 11:37 am

Fake, but who really cares?

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Dark Lord Skippy says:

10/14/2010 at 11:48 am

I dont see your other points, but pic #6 makes it painfully obvious that she has implants.

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Wedge says:

10/14/2010 at 12:00 pm

I knew there would be at least one poster who denied it.
Sometimes I think they must be shills…I mean come on BrookeLawsonFan, have you never seen a real large breast before? WTF?! How can you look at pic #6 and think that is anywhere near how a real breast behaves?

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Thomas says:

10/14/2010 at 12:21 pm

I have a few pics from one of her web site sets both before / after the photos were altered by the webmaster – they clearly show the implant scars, and there are a few scenes in her videos where you can see the scars on the lower breastfold as well.

Still they are a fine pair.

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Chris says:

10/14/2010 at 1:24 pm

There’s no way a woman that skinny can have natural boobs that big and that perky. That being said, I couldn’t care less they are fake. I’d motorboat the shit out of that any day.

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Iskar says:

10/14/2010 at 1:26 pm

Of course they are fake. So are Denise Milani’s. And Wendy Combattente’s. But if fakes bother you, you know that already.

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BeerDude says:

10/14/2010 at 2:27 pm

Are u serious?

No sign of fake … large natural breast have a single crease, large breast implants create the “V” in the center where the woman doesn’t have enough breast tissue to meet in the middle. The implants pull the breasts out, up and to the side.

Especially with such a strong push up, the breats would be slammed together if natural, with no space at the top to form a “V”, there would be no exposed breastbone.

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morrdigan says:

10/14/2010 at 3:06 pm

I like her. And they are fake but awesome. Pleanty of room in this world for real and fake. And if it bothers anyone that they are fake, just scroll down to the Anya Sakova pics. Titties just as big and real, similar body. I like anya better but they both are smoking hot.

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SandyRavage says:

10/14/2010 at 3:15 pm

I didn’t even know there was any debate! Of course they are fake – some people are just retarded…

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Xan says:

10/14/2010 at 3:18 pm

its not just that theyre fake, its a bad boob job, she went too big. she must of not had big boobs to start with. wendy fiore boobs arent looking too bad now.

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Sparky says:

10/14/2010 at 3:55 pm

Still don’t care. Still want to see them.

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keyser_soze says:

10/14/2010 at 4:06 pm

It’s like boobie CSI

PS is there a too big 😉

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jowea says:

10/14/2010 at 4:22 pm

Monster implants! Shes competing for Miss Cobra Seats with some other boobie chicks so you can do your vote there …

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Stuart says:

10/14/2010 at 4:22 pm

Couldn’t care less she is too hot

PS yes there is a too big but not here

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enlightened says:

10/14/2010 at 4:26 pm

Absolutely agree with Niclas, the physics of these boos is nowhere near the real ones.
If there are no scars – it’s just a merit of the surgeon. There are different ways to install the implants, not only through the direct ablation of boobs.

Also fake babes just mean nothing – every girls with A boobs can install any size with time, but her daughters will still get same A size from nature..
Dump Jordan!

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( o Y o ) says:

10/14/2010 at 5:38 pm

serioulsy… I didn’t even know there was a debate!??! Those things have long been known to be fake.

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Deckard says:

10/14/2010 at 7:02 pm

Education time for a few of you: Surgeons can make the incision inside the fold of the belly button. This kind of scar is near impossible to see even in real life, and in photos that are photoshopped they will be completely invisible.

But ignoring this, I never thought there was any doubt that Jordan Carver had help from implants. Perky isn’t the word to describe how they look in photos. The word that describes them better is “rigid”. If they were that big naturally, they would HAVE to have some natural sag because breasts that big are also extremely heavy. But Carver’s breasts don’t sag. Like, not at all. Hence they are augmented.

I think anyone still thinking she doesn’t have implants is in self denial :).

That being said, I think she looks great!

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me says:

10/14/2010 at 8:51 pm

Nobody’s going to point out that her nipples are WAY too high for those to be natural?

These boobs are so obviously fake…it makes me sad/angry when someone says they are natural because it’s like they are insanely denying reality.

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earlvegas says:

10/14/2010 at 9:37 pm

There are people who cannot tell that ridiculously overdone fake tits are fake. There are people that will insist until they are blue in the face that obviously natural tits are fake. These people are collectively known as idiots.

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earlvegas says:

10/14/2010 at 9:39 pm

And yeah, I never thought there was any debate on this. In pretty much any photoshoot she’s done, it looks like she has a couple of mini soccerballs stuffed in her bra. It’s just absurd.

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tdog says:

10/15/2010 at 12:15 am

eh too much hype for a non-nude model.

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iNinja says:

10/15/2010 at 1:34 am

You just now came to that conclusion, Nik?

“With all that said, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d still bang her every day of the week!”
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Fully agree.

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Niklas says:

10/15/2010 at 6:36 am

I honestly haven’t paid too much attention about it. I always suspected they were fake and I’m sure there have been other pics to prove it but I happened to come across these pics and my fake-o-meter went haywire

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WooHoo says:

10/15/2010 at 7:06 am

Nick bro, you’re like mythbuster of boobs. Cheers! Her breasts stay perky even she’s flat on her back. i mean, with that size, i dont think she can hold’em up perky while covering her nipples.

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Iskar says:

10/15/2010 at 11:43 am

Xan – Jordan probably started out with nice-sized breasts – somewhere in the D range. Otherwise, the skin on her breasts would be thin and stretched. But in the photos I’ve looked at her skin doesn’t look abnormal. The problems arise when women get greedy, and have their cup sizes increased too much. Denise wasn’t too greedy and that’s why her breasts are relatively realistic-looking.

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Tittay luva says:

10/15/2010 at 3:18 pm

Two words – who cares!

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Pieman says:

10/16/2010 at 9:51 pm

I couldn’t give a crap. She ain’t gonna get ’em out anyway.

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Xan says:

10/16/2010 at 10:21 pm

that sounds about right iskar.

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Lobo says:

10/17/2010 at 2:19 pm

If She show us Evidence #O (nipples), all of us will see – it 100% silicon

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(0Y0) says:

10/18/2010 at 11:01 am

Who cares she is awesome and very sexy, and at least the shopping (if there is any) doesn’t make her nipples all huge and blurry like September Carrino’s. Now that just looks horrid!

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( o Y o ) says:

10/18/2010 at 6:42 pm

^ get your own handle 😛

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tim crv says:

10/19/2010 at 10:54 am

definitely fake, but I would like to do the taste test to make sure

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joe Shmoe says:

11/2/2010 at 8:35 pm

i don’t give a f*ck what they are, they are flippen AWESOME!

“are they real you ask …”
yea, they’re REAL BIG!

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digitalbeachbum says:

1/23/2011 at 8:11 am

Yep. Fake. When she popped on to the boob model scene several years ago I noticed immediately that her boobs had been worked on. Over time more and more pictures have confirmed that they are 100% fake (meaning they have implants). While I still find her attractive and really don’t care if they are fake or real, it bothers me when women try to mislead their fans in to thinking they are real. This is no different than big boob models Denise Milani (who has totally fake breasts) or Rachel Aldana (what has had them modified).

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Kiyomi [Kimi] says:

1/27/2011 at 3:39 pm

First, Jordan is hot as hell, real OR fake!
But anyone who seriously thinks her boobs are real, is blind or an idiot. And most likely a male – who knows nothing of how boobs work. Here’s a perfect example of why they’re not real: http://i54.tinypic.com/aljn88.jpg

No one, who has natural-boobs THAT big, will have nipples THAT high….with the base of the boobs THAT round! The argument on Jordan, is over.
[and FYI, she doesn’t say her boobs are real on her site bio….she selectively leaves out that question…and in other interviews, she tip-toes around it….it’s obvious as day.]

Now Denise, her boobs are very real. And you can notice the difference in her and Jordan! It’s CLEAR AS DAY! Example: http://i54.tinypic.com/jzjlt1.jpg

A) Her boobs sloop down and around when she’s holding them or laying down…….
B) Her nipples are in a VERY natural location.
and C) Her boobs have no lumps, indentions, or weird dimples!

Denise’s boobs, are real. And i’d steak my life on it……….i think the people who don’t think they’re real are 90% Jealous ass broads, and 10% conspiracy theorist.
Also, Denise didn’t avoid that question at all, on her site……..and had old pictures on her bio page and everything!

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breastman says:

4/19/2011 at 7:58 pm

No question, she has implants. It is very obvious on her videos. The breasts do not move normally. They move as a unit or globular mass rather than having a “jiggle” the way normal large breasts do. When she leans up against a wall they do not pancake but instead retain the shape of the implants. Also, they are much too round which is classic for above the muscle implants. This is very obvious on one of her pictures.

If her breast implants were inserted through the belly button approach the so-called TUBA procedure, breast scars would not be visible. the fact that she refused to show the nipple and aereola strongly implies the surgeon used a peri-aereolar incision (a crescentic incision around the outer edge of the aereola.

It’s too bad that she allows the “all-natural” designation to persist as she is an incredibly beautiful woman and has a fantastic figure. But, she should be honest with fans if she expects them to pay for seeing her pictures and videos.

ERGO:

If a large breast model refuses to show the entire breast area without clothing she should be assumed to have breast implants until proven otherwise with either a chest X-ray or Ultra-sound the way Jana Defi did.

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Schumix says:

7/17/2011 at 1:49 pm

Jordan’s breasts are definitely not real. She has
told in a German TV show.

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Fake Ass says:

1/13/2012 at 1:45 pm

Shit, that is fucking fake ass. For one, her nipples are to high to be natural. Number 2, her skinny ass doesn’t coordinated her figure with big boobs. Usually heavier women would have bigger boobs. FAKE!

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FAKE TITTS says:

1/14/2012 at 9:49 am

Hell its fake as shit and an over kill size. She must be in desperate need of attention to get that pair of basketball that doesn’t move in her chest. Not attractive in my male point of view.

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dbb says:

6/22/2012 at 7:32 am

How do you know it was Jordan Carver’s webmaster? and what right does a web master have to control what pictures are posted where? I can find dozens of websites which post pictures about her and show evidence of her fake boobs all over the web. I think you’ve been had…

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Adam says:

7/11/2012 at 12:44 pm

And despite all the photos I’ve seen, I still don’t know what this woman’s face looks like.

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..and the Verdict on Jordan CarverÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Real VS Fake Boobs is..

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